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Download E-books Uncle John's Briefs: Quick Bits of Fascinating Facts and Amazing Trivia (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader) PDF

By Bathroom Readers' Institute

Got a minute to spare? That’s all you’ll have to get a brief hit of significant rest room examining! After listening to from our fanatics that they’d love an version with all our greatest brief stuff, we pored via greater than a hundred prior versions to convey you the best-ever maximum one- and two-page articles we’ve ever written. consequence: Uncle John’s Briefs is chock choked with hundreds of thousands of significant proof and hundreds and hundreds of quickly hits protecting background, origins, error, activities, pop technology, and entertainment--plus a sprinkling of riddles, puns, anagrams, and different vintage wordplay. simply speak in confidence anybody of those 288 pages. Who is aware what you could locate? learn about...

The secrets and techniques of top-secret secret agent lingo
The monkey that obtained a head transplant…and lived
Uncle John’s all-time favourite “Stall of status” winners
Bizarre recipes: jellied moose nostril, steamed muskrat legs, and haggis
The worst motion picture bloopers from most sensible photograph Oscar winners
The guy who equipped dying Valley’s “Castle within the Desert”
The little-known tale of the easiest deal in activities history
How to decipher the hidden codes a greenback bill
Sinister left-handed facts
Earth’s maximum hits

And a lot, a lot more!

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Download E-books When You Ride Alone You Still Ride with Bin Laden: What the Government Should Be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism - And Still Isn't PDF

By Bill Maher

Political provocateur invoice Maher updates his priceless and hilarious consultant for the numerous americans who are looking to do extra right here at domestic to aid the struggle attempt, yet are at a loss as to what. one in every of our major pundits and state-of-the-art comedians has created the fitting publication for this time in our nation's heritage, the zeitgeist of post-9/11 the US. this can be the e-book that would support americans make connections among what we do and the way it could possibly support (or damage) our troops and us.

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Download E-books The Revenge of the Radioactive Lady PDF

By Elizabeth Stuckey-French

A Chicago Tribune most sensible ebook of the Year

Marylou Ahearn goes to kill Dr. Wilson Spriggs. In 1953, the nice medical professional gave her a radioactive cocktail with no her consent, and Marylou has been plotting her revenge ever due to the fact. while she discovers his whereabouts in Florida, she hightails it to Tallahassee, strikes in down the block from the place he is living together with his daughter, Caroline, and starts off the tough paintings of insinuating herself into his existence. yet she has no inspiration what a nest of yellow jackets she’s stumbled into. Spriggs is senile, his daughter’s at the brink, and his grandchildren are a multitude of oddballs, leaving Marylou brooding about no matter if she’s rather intended to destroy their lives … or repair them.

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Download E-books Money in the Bank (Collector's Wodehouse) PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

[Read via Simon Vance]

In regular Wodehouse style, Money within the Bank is a full of life narrative jam-packed with witty banter, bumbling buffoons, and wild shenanigans.

George Uffenham, the eccentric 6th viscount of Uffenham, has simply switched over the relations fortune into diamonds - and stashed them away in a mystery hiding position. yet as success might have it, an unlucky automobile coincidence quickly thereafter explanations him to put out of your mind the jewels' place. so as to recuperate the gemstones, he needs to let loose his property, Shipley corridor, to important video game hunter Clarissa Cork and go back posing because the butler, Cakebread. hence disguised, he'll have the option to go looking all of the rooms and reclaim his relations pile!

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Download E-books Captain Underpants and the Big, Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy, Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets (Captain Underpants #6) (Pt.1) PDF

By Dav Pilkey

The 6th publication in Dav Pilkey's mega-bestselling Captain Underpants sequence. Now with super-cool foil covers! glossy! Fun!

Dav Pilkey's latest epic novel reveals George, Harold, and everyone's favourite superhero of their stickiest scenario but. This time, the lads' most recent prank has snotty institution brainiac Melvin Sneedley in a stink. And while Melvin attempts to remodel himself right into a bionic-powered superboy, issues pass from undesirable to boogers, actually, and the Bionic Booger Boy is born!

With enjoyable Flip-O-Rama and a great deal of laffs, here is one other very good experience that would go away Captain Underpants lovers begging for extra. designated BONUS CLIFFHANGER finishing INCLUDED!

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Download E-books The Book of Useless Information PDF

By Noel Botham

What you could so cavalierly name dead details may well end up beneficial to another individual. nevertheless, possibly now not. yet to The lifeless details Society, any proven fact that passes its gasp-inducing, not-a-lot-of-people-know-that try advantages inclusion during this interesting yet finally lifeless book...

 Did you recognize (or do you care)...

• That fish scales are used to make lipstick?
• Why equipped crime bills for ten percentage of the United States’s annual income?
• The identify of the 1st CD pressed within the United States?
• The final yr that may be written upside-down or correct side-up and seem the same?
• The shortest functionality ever nominated for an Oscar®?
• How a lot Elvis weighed on the time of his death?
• What the fits in a deck of playing cards represent?
• what percentage sector Pounders could be made up of one cow?
• How attention-grabbing lifeless details can be?

The booklet of lifeless Information solutions those teasers and is jam-packed with proof and figures that would captivate you—and someone who stocks your pleasure within the pursuit of unnecessary knowledge.

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Download E-books Flashman and the Mountain of Light (Flashman Papers, Book 9) PDF

By George MacDonald Fraser

This 9th quantity of The Flashman Papers, faithfully edited and transcribed through Fraser, reveals that Sir Harry Flashman is again in India, the place his saga all started. This time, our hero is distributed via Her Majesty's mystery carrier to secret agent at the corrupt court docket of Lahore, on India's Northwest Frontier. Flashy's so much demanding take advantage of but is as politically intelligent and carefully lewd as ever.

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Download E-books The Rock Bible: Unholy Scripture for Fans and Bands PDF

Like Moses supplying forth the 10 Commandments, Chunklet journal offers you with The Rock Bible—the entire ideas for residing an real lifetime of rock ’n’ roll.  listed here are enormous quantities of clever and witty directions for
 
Drummers: “If you’re a kind of drummers who units up on the entrance of the level, again the hell up. you're the goalies of rock; play your position.”
 
Singers: “When you are feeling like stage-diving, first ensure the humans within the entrance like your tune sufficient to capture you.”
 
Guitarists: “No one’s taking a look at your guitar strap. Don’t ever spend greater than the price of a regular meal on whatever that may be changed by means of a very hearty piece of string.”
 
Keyboardists: “There’s just one one who will glance extra ridiculous and offensive in leather-based pants than the lead singer: the keyboard player.”
 
Onstage Antics: “Being wasted onstage works for under approximately five percentage of bands, and yours isn’t one in all them.”
 
fanatics: “Fans that gown just like the band are only asking to be pummeled. in an effort to be within the band that badly, it's possible you'll in addition convey your apparatus to the convey and play alongside from the audience.”
 
And unholy phrases on a lot, even more.

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Download E-books Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges into Music (Uncle John's Bathroom Readers) PDF

By Bathroom Readers' Institute

What do Franz Liszt, Louis Armstrong, Woody Guthrie, and Elvis Presley have in universal? What’s the tale at the start of the banjo, the electrical guitar, and the Stradivarius violin? Why did disco take place? who're the punk princesses? those are only the various questions spoke back during this full of life booklet. full of evidence, trivialities, and tales in regards to the world’s musicians, tools, songs, and extra, this ceaselessly diverting "plunge" dips into the background of Motown, muzak, and marching bands; tells the key tales in the back of the hits; explores mythical venues just like the Grand Ole Opry, the Apollo, and the Fillmore; spots the infrequently sighted “two-hit wonders”; describes the origins of karaoke, rap track, and the cha cha cha. in brief, it comprises the entire tune information that’s healthy to print is the following in quite a few codecs — longer entries for prolonged sojourns and short tidbits for shorter stays.

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